OK. I've deleted Minesweeper and every form of patience game from my laptop. I have strictly forbidden myself ever to go on Puzzle Pirates again, after losing a whole day to it some months ago. I have resisted loading in SimCity or even the kids' Zoombinis game.
But I stumbled on this today: www.timesspellingbee.co.uk
Will somebody come straight round and press control-alt-delete for me please?